"Helen! Helen! What do you think you're doing?"
"Is that a butter knife? Oh, you've gone too far this time.
Think of your family. They need you!"
"No you don't, Helen.
You do NOT need to scrape the gunk from under the baseboards."
"I know. I know.
The mop shoves dirty water under there and it accumulates."
"Yes. The butter knife does seem to be working, but this is too much.
People are more important than gunk, Helen!
Put the knife down before it's too late!"
I had to perform a rescue just then. Sorry for the interruption.