How about this property for a way-cool daydream?
Just think of the possibilities:
Community Center? (Wait a minute! That's my dream!)
If I had this place, I would spin and spin with arms outstretched.
Cartwheels, too, maybe.
Mr. Cool's vision of this place most assuredly includes sleep undisturbed by Little Weirdo's howls and Kitty Baby's nagging.
Why there would be room for everyone!
What does your dream home look like?